On an interstellar mission to bring erotic pleasure to the entire universe, the Cosmic Kittens from the planet Venus 69 set out on a fantastic voyage across deep space — but a freak mishap caused their starship to crash land on planet Earth just outside Nevada’s mysterious Area 51 Air Force facility. Now, stranded on a strange planet populated by so many repressed men and women fraught with a galaxy’s worth of lust, the Cosmic Kittens have vowed to use their extraterrestrial sexual prowess to help horny Earthlings satisfy their insatiable carnal desires. Teaming up with brothel mogul Dennis Hof, the Kittens opened the world famous Alien Cathouse legal bordello — and there’s nothing quite like it in the entire Milky Way!
The Alien Cathouse is a Sci-Fi themed legal brothel near Las Vegas in Amargosa Valley near Area 51 in Nye County, where legalized prostitution near Las Vegas is 100% safe and legal.
The Alien Cathouse has a full service cantina and is adjacent to Daddy D’s Rocket Diner, a 50’s-style restaurant that serves an array of All-American cuisine. Part of “Area 51 Alien Center,” which includes the brothel, a gas station, gift shop, and restaurant, Alien Cathouse is one of the most scandalously outrageous tourist attractions in Nevada.
The best kept secret near Las Vegas won’t be found in Area 51, but you can find it nearby. It’s Dennis Hof’s Alien Cathouse — the final frontier of sexual adventure!
The Cathouse is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year — and anyone age 21 and over is welcome to visit this one-of-a-kind sex palace.
All of the gorgeous working girls at Alien Cathouse are tested weekly for sexually transmitted diseases and they cater to all types of erotic engagements, from the romantic Girlfriend Experience to all styles of fetishes and sexual deviances, including BDSM.
Just connect with one of the ladies showcased on this website, or call us 24 hours a day at (775) 372-5678, and we’ll be happy to set up your discreet and heavenly close encounter…